Obama the Antichrist?

So I heard Obama could be the Antichrist? That's wierd, I thought that guy was coming from Russia, I mean the Middle East, I mean China, wait....

I get it, now that an African American has a real shot at becoming president, the Antichrist is coming from the South Side.

Wait a second, you guys are just trying scare me into voting for the bald white guy with the hot wife. You tricksters you...